5 thoughts on “The humorous story told to my girlfriend”
Marianne
When a woman walked at night, I suddenly saw a man who opened his arms and walked towards her, making a hug, and he came forward. The man fell to the ground and said: The third piece is, who I recruits who provokes, bring a piece with block Is it so difficult to go home at the glass?
Ge You went to the toilet once, Ge You asked friends to eat, and went to the toilet on the way. When he returned, his pants were wet. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: This is often the case since I became famous. Friend: Often like this? Ge You: No! Often the people next to them suddenly shouted with urine and shouted: "Isn't this Ge You!" This will adopt it when you laugh ~ Super funny jokes . Ghost: God, I want to be as white as angels next time, and I have a pair of wings, but I still want to bloody.
God: Then you will be born to protect Shubao.
. For the first time, a friend was working hard to sell popsicles in the park, and he was embarrassed. At this time, a person suddenly shouted: "Sell a popsicle ~~~~ Selling a popsicle ~~". When the friend heard it, he was happy, and then shouted, "I am too ~~~~ I am ~~~~".
. Soon after the ants and elephants got married, the elephant died. The ant built an elephant and cried: "Dear, why did you go so early, I didn't do anything else in my life, I buried you!"
4. Your boy is crush on a girl's courage to ask what kind of boy the girl likes
Discounted: "Can't the head flat."
5. One day, I got angry and chased the last bus, chasing and shouting: Master! Master and wait for me ~
The windows suddenly appeared in the window, and said to me slowly to me. : Goku. Don't chase
. One day, a question was taken, and one of them was the bird's name to guess the bird's name. A certain student really didn't understand, and he was angry to leave the examination room with anger. The monitoring teacher was angry and asked him, "Which class are you from, what is the name?" Some students lifted their trousers and said, "Guess, guess."
7. After the beautiful Mongolian actress performed, the leader came to the stage to meet, and then her hand, asked Han and warm, and refused to put it for a long time. He asked kindly: What is your name? The actress answered excitedly "Marcibica. Songsou"
8. One person bought a parrot who only said two words. One day, the owner was not at home, and there was a gas change to knock on the door.
parcels: who.
Answer: Change the gas
parcels: Who?
Answer: Change the gas
...
R n Inside: change gas
. One person saw a bunch of things on the road, squatted down and smelled, saying that it might be a poop, and he touched a little with his hands and licked it. He said, it was really a stool, but fortunately, he didn't step on it! ~
. The doctor asked the patient how it was fractured. A: I think there is sand in the shoes, so I hold the wire rod to shake the shoes. Two sticks.
. A professor taught in the field: "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirty ..." Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his fingers, and then put his fingers in his mouth and licked it. The classmate said busy: "I am not afraid of dirty ..." Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my fingers and put it in my mouth to lick the professor: "Also good to observe. It is the index finger ... "
12. In a public toilet, A Jun was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time. At this time, another man B Jun rushed in, and he crackled well as soon as he squatted. Yeah, it's so happy, "B Jun said," What's so envious, the pants have not been taken off ... "
. A certain king was practicing a bicycle, and a pedestrian came in front of him. Someone panicked and shouted, "Stand! Stand!" Pedestrian stopped in a hurry. Why is it too bad to ride? Pedestrians got up and furious: "You still call me to stand! You can aim at!"
14. Beautiful sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little family. Out of politeness, I would like to greet her. "Obediently, what about Mom?" "Go to Huaguo Mountain!" "..." "Obediently, what are you doing?" "Auntie, you are so funny, I don’t call you!"
The son of colleagues, 4 years old. A classic sentence: "When I was young ..."
. A car accident occurred on the road -the turtle stepped on the nest. Police are investigating the cause of the accident: How did the turtle hit you? The nest with gypsum was frightened and remembered: I don't remember, he was too fast at the time!
. A polar bear stayed lonely on the ice, and began to pull his own hair to play, one ... two ... three ... the last one left, he suddenly yelled ... what! Intersection …………………
17. The daughter of a colleague is a little beauty embryo. When she returns from kindergarten, her mother often asked her: "Beauty, do anyone call you this today?" The little girl sighed: "It is estimated that they see me too much, so Don't think I'm beautiful anymore. "
18. After a couple's contraceptive failure, a little boy was born. The child held his fist tightly in his life and kept laughing. The nurse opened his fist. I found that there was a contraceptive pill in it, and then the little boy spoke: "You two want to kill me, not so easy, hahahaha......" N 19. Two men went to the mountains to play, and a person accidentally lost his feet and dropped the cliff. The companion shouted: "Brother, how are you, is there something wrong?", I only heard the person who dropped and answered: " I'm still falling down ~~~~~ "
. I also top, a man rides a bicycle, does not handle the handle, holds his hands on his chest, and the traffic police sees: The palm of his hand is good! The man answered, the comrades are good! R 21. The monkey asked the fox, how should I use a song to describe the fart in the elephant? The fox said: Gu Juji's "I really want to think> the ant hearing and said," Fuck, I thought it was a power train u003CDang>. "
22. The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and my brother couldn't run anymore, so he said, "Brother, let's not run, let's live and die with this animal." The brother said, "Don't bullish it, I can't run it, you can run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you. "
23. The noodles were flattened by the steamed buns. Find the cousin's instant noodles to get revenge. When I saw the bean bag when I saw the bean bag, I was beaten. After I came back, I said, "Rest assured, I hit it all of it.
24. A trendy woman took the bus and saw a paper towels and wiped it for a while. She just had to sit and put a fart. A man next to him laughed: "I'm kao, it's really a fucking clean, and you have to blow it after wipe". "
25. The penguin was boring, so I thought of the North Pole to find the polar bear to play
, I walked, and after many years, I was almost here. I suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not closed
Walk, leave for many years, turn off the gas, set off again, leave again, and leave for many years
finally came to the door of the polar bear, knocking on the door:
-polar bear! Come out!
The polar bear:
-not to play.
26. In junior high school, a mathematical teacher lectured on a square transformation, and drank loudly on the podium: students pay attention! I'm going to deform! ...
27. A judge squinting, one day trial of three criminal suspects of A, B, and C,
No "
The judge was furious:" I didn't ask you. "
:" I didn't say anything. "
28 .. On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess: "Give a glass of water for the grandfather." After listening to the pig, he said to the stewardess: "Give Grandma to a glass of water!" After listening to the stewardess, throw the crow and the pig from the plane. Said to the pig, "Stupid, Lord will fly ~~~~~
29. Some rabbits walk into a shop and ask the boss: Do you have carrots here? My wife said: No. After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you have carrots here? The boss said impatiently! After a while, the rabbit came again, and the boss finally couldn't bear it: if you came again, I cut the scissors and cut your ears!
. After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you have scissors to sell here? The boss said: No. The rabbit asked again: Do you have carrots here for sale ...
30. The devil seized the princess
The demon king said: Although you call the throat, no one will come to save you!
n No one: Princess, I have come to save you!
Demon King: Cao Cao Cao Cao is here!
Cao Cao: Demon King, what do you call me?
The devil king: wow, see the ghost!
ghost: Damn! I found. n ?
Who: Close my fart!
The demon king: oh, my god!
Watan: No one calls you!
No one: I have it!!!
R n 31. A king wants to marry a princess and put an apple on the head of the princess. Whoever wants to shoot it will have the opportunity to marry the princess.
He said, "I'm Robin. "
The second man also shot the apple, he said," IM Houyi. "
The third man accidentally shot the princess to death. He said:" Im Sorry ... "
The patient with neuropathy chased him with a kitchen knife. The man turned his head and ran until he ran to a dead end. He thought that the patient said: Give you a knife, you should chase me.
33. Wolf just lost love, passing by a small house when foraging, hearing a man to teach his child: "Cry again, throw you out to feed the wolf child and cry in the house all night. In the morning, the wolf choked and said: men, men are liar! Intersection Intersection Hope
In the moonlight in winter, the red pepper tree in the vegetable field is a piece of red and beautiful products, and the pavilion is cooked. It will be picked once in two or three days. The red net is picked back. There is water on the face, cut off the water of pepper at night, cut off the pepper buttons at night, put it on the big
It can be a little disgusted with you. Specialty for example, like others, medicine has a little disgust to you, ㎜㎞㏕ Don’t always stick to her during this time r n
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When a woman walked at night, I suddenly saw a man who opened his arms and walked towards her, making a hug, and he came forward. The man fell to the ground and said: The third piece is, who I recruits who provokes, bring a piece with block Is it so difficult to go home at the glass?
Ge You went to the toilet once, Ge You asked friends to eat, and went to the toilet on the way. When he returned, his pants were wet. Friend: Why are your pants wet? Ge You: This is often the case since I became famous. Friend: Often like this? Ge You: No! Often the people next to them suddenly shouted with urine and shouted: "Isn't this Ge You!"
This will adopt it when you laugh ~
Super funny jokes
. Ghost: God, I want to be as white as angels next time, and I have a pair of wings, but I still want to bloody.
God: Then you will be born to protect Shubao.
. For the first time, a friend was working hard to sell popsicles in the park, and he was embarrassed. At this time, a person suddenly shouted: "Sell a popsicle ~~~~ Selling a popsicle ~~". When the friend heard it, he was happy, and then shouted, "I am too ~~~~ I am ~~~~".
. Soon after the ants and elephants got married, the elephant died. The ant built an elephant and cried: "Dear, why did you go so early, I didn't do anything else in my life, I buried you!"
4. Your boy is crush on a girl's courage to ask what kind of boy the girl likes
Discounted: "Can't the head flat."
5. One day, I got angry and chased the last bus, chasing and shouting: Master! Master and wait for me ~
The windows suddenly appeared in the window, and said to me slowly to me. : Goku. Don't chase
. One day, a question was taken, and one of them was the bird's name to guess the bird's name. A certain student really didn't understand, and he was angry to leave the examination room with anger. The monitoring teacher was angry and asked him, "Which class are you from, what is the name?" Some students lifted their trousers and said, "Guess, guess."
7. After the beautiful Mongolian actress performed, the leader came to the stage to meet, and then her hand, asked Han and warm, and refused to put it for a long time. He asked kindly: What is your name? The actress answered excitedly "Marcibica. Songsou"
8. One person bought a parrot who only said two words. One day, the owner was not at home, and there was a gas change to knock on the door.
parcels: who.
Answer: Change the gas
parcels: Who?
Answer: Change the gas
...
R n Inside: change gas
. One person saw a bunch of things on the road, squatted down and smelled, saying that it might be a poop, and he touched a little with his hands and licked it. He said, it was really a stool, but fortunately, he didn't step on it! ~
. The doctor asked the patient how it was fractured. A: I think there is sand in the shoes, so I hold the wire rod to shake the shoes. Two sticks.
. A professor taught in the field: "Scientific research should not be afraid of dirty ..." Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his fingers, and then put his fingers in his mouth and licked it. The classmate said busy: "I am not afraid of dirty ..." Then I poked the cow dung on the ground with my fingers and put it in my mouth to lick the professor: "Also good to observe. It is the index finger ... "
12. In a public toilet, A Jun was constipated and couldn't pull it out for a long time. At this time, another man B Jun rushed in, and he crackled well as soon as he squatted. Yeah, it's so happy, "B Jun said," What's so envious, the pants have not been taken off ... "
. A certain king was practicing a bicycle, and a pedestrian came in front of him. Someone panicked and shouted, "Stand! Stand!" Pedestrian stopped in a hurry. Why is it too bad to ride? Pedestrians got up and furious: "You still call me to stand! You can aim at!"
14. Beautiful sister, 2 years old. One day, I called her mother and the little family. Out of politeness, I would like to greet her. "Obediently, what about Mom?" "Go to Huaguo Mountain!" "..." "Obediently, what are you doing?" "Auntie, you are so funny, I don’t call you!"
The son of colleagues, 4 years old. A classic sentence: "When I was young ..."
. A car accident occurred on the road -the turtle stepped on the nest. Police are investigating the cause of the accident: How did the turtle hit you? The nest with gypsum was frightened and remembered: I don't remember, he was too fast at the time!
. A polar bear stayed lonely on the ice, and began to pull his own hair to play, one ... two ... three ... the last one left, he suddenly yelled ... what! Intersection …………………
17. The daughter of a colleague is a little beauty embryo. When she returns from kindergarten, her mother often asked her: "Beauty, do anyone call you this today?" The little girl sighed: "It is estimated that they see me too much, so Don't think I'm beautiful anymore. "
18. After a couple's contraceptive failure, a little boy was born. The child held his fist tightly in his life and kept laughing. The nurse opened his fist. I found that there was a contraceptive pill in it, and then the little boy spoke: "You two want to kill me, not so easy, hahahaha......" N
19. Two men went to the mountains to play, and a person accidentally lost his feet and dropped the cliff. The companion shouted: "Brother, how are you, is there something wrong?", I only heard the person who dropped and answered: " I'm still falling down ~~~~~ "
. I also top, a man rides a bicycle, does not handle the handle, holds his hands on his chest, and the traffic police sees: The palm of his hand is good! The man answered, the comrades are good! R
21. The monkey asked the fox, how should I use a song to describe the fart in the elephant? The fox said: Gu Juji's "I really want to think> the ant hearing and said," Fuck, I thought it was a power train u003CDang>. "
22. The two brothers were chased by the tiger, and my brother couldn't run anymore, so he said, "Brother, let's not run, let's live and die with this animal." The brother said, "Don't bullish it, I can't run it, you can run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you, just run you. "
23. The noodles were flattened by the steamed buns. Find the cousin's instant noodles to get revenge. When I saw the bean bag when I saw the bean bag, I was beaten. After I came back, I said, "Rest assured, I hit it all of it.
24. A trendy woman took the bus and saw a paper towels and wiped it for a while. She just had to sit and put a fart. A man next to him laughed: "I'm kao, it's really a fucking clean, and you have to blow it after wipe". "
25. The penguin was boring, so I thought of the North Pole to find the polar bear to play
, I walked, and after many years, I was almost here. I suddenly remembered that the gas at home was not closed
Walk, leave for many years, turn off the gas, set off again, leave again, and leave for many years
finally came to the door of the polar bear, knocking on the door:
-polar bear! Come out!
The polar bear:
-not to play.
26. In junior high school, a mathematical teacher lectured on a square transformation, and drank loudly on the podium: students pay attention! I'm going to deform! ...
27. A judge squinting, one day trial of three criminal suspects of A, B, and C,
No "
The judge was furious:" I didn't ask you. "
:" I didn't say anything. "
28 .. On the plane, the crow said to the stewardess: "Give a glass of water for the grandfather." After listening to the pig, he said to the stewardess: "Give Grandma to a glass of water!" After listening to the stewardess, throw the crow and the pig from the plane. Said to the pig, "Stupid, Lord will fly ~~~~~
29. Some rabbits walk into a shop and ask the boss: Do you have carrots here? My wife said: No. After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you have carrots here? The boss said impatiently! After a while, the rabbit came again, and the boss finally couldn't bear it: if you came again, I cut the scissors and cut your ears!
. After a while, the rabbit came again: Do you have scissors to sell here? The boss said: No. The rabbit asked again: Do you have carrots here for sale ...
30. The devil seized the princess
The demon king said: Although you call the throat, no one will come to save you!
n
No one: Princess, I have come to save you!
Demon King: Cao Cao Cao Cao is here!
Cao Cao: Demon King, what do you call me?
The devil king: wow, see the ghost!
ghost: Damn! I found. n
?
Who: Close my fart!
The demon king: oh, my god!
Watan: No one calls you!
No one: I have it!!!
R n 31. A king wants to marry a princess and put an apple on the head of the princess. Whoever wants to shoot it will have the opportunity to marry the princess.
He said, "I'm Robin. "
The second man also shot the apple, he said," IM Houyi. "
The third man accidentally shot the princess to death. He said:" Im Sorry ... "
The patient with neuropathy chased him with a kitchen knife. The man turned his head and ran until he ran to a dead end. He thought that the patient said: Give you a knife, you should chase me.
33. Wolf just lost love, passing by a small house when foraging, hearing a man to teach his child: "Cry again, throw you out to feed the wolf child and cry in the house all night. In the morning, the wolf choked and said: men, men are liar! Intersection Intersection Hope
In the moonlight in winter, the red pepper tree in the vegetable field is a piece of red and beautiful products, and the pavilion is cooked. It will be picked once in two or three days. The red net is picked back. There is water on the face, cut off the water of pepper at night, cut off the pepper buttons at night, put it on the big
It can be a little disgusted with you. Specialty for example, like others, medicine has a little disgust to you,
㎜㎞㏕ Don’t always stick to her during this time r n
There are also many kinds of humorous stories. There are hstein stories with h.
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